“Baseball really is a glorified game of throw and catch. And if you don’t have guys who throw it really well, you can’t compete for long.”
—Tucker Elliot
Dorn: “Hey big guy. You a golfer?”
Cerrano: “Hats for bats.”
Dorn: “Yeah? What’s your handicapp?”
Cerrano: “Keep bats warm. Gracias.”
Dorn: “Whoa, amigo. You can’t just … you’re welcome.”
—Roger Dorn, Major League
“A fly ball to deep left, a ball that’s carrying.”
—MLB The Show
“What team do you play for, Jake?”
Taylor: “The Indians.”
“Here in Cleveland? I didn’t know they still had a team.”
Taylor: “Yeah. We’ve got uniforms and everything. It’s really great.”
—Jake Taylor, Major League
“If my uniform doesn't get dirty, I haven't done anything in the baseball game.” — Rickey Henderson
Brown: “Oh, I don’t know.”
Donovan: “What do you mean you don’t know? This is a chance to manage in the big leagues.”
Brown: “Let me think it over, will ya, Charlie? I’ve got a guy on the other line about some whitewalls. I’ll talk to you later.”
—Lou Brown, Major League
“Billy Beane : Would you rather get one shot in the head or five in the chest and bleed to death?
Peter Brand: Are those my only two options?”
-‘Moneyball’.
—Moneyball
“Baseball is like church. Many attend, few understand.”
—Leo Durocher
Vaughn: “What is it, the chick?”
Taylor: “That’s my wife.”
Hayes: “Does she know that?”
Taylor: “Who’s that guy she’s with?”
Hayes: “I don’t know. He’s not wearing a name tag.”
Vaughn: “You want me to drag him out of here, kick the s— out of him?”
